Gerry is a successful author of humorous and serious books which have sold over half a million copies worldwide in twenty languages.
Gerry coaches other authors to support them in creating their own books, and runs ‘Write Your Book’ courses and workshops
serious books
Rewilding An Urban Garden
– An Illustrated Diary of Nature’s Year

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Reviews and endorsements
“The King has asked me to thank you for the copy of your book that you so generously sent. As you will know, His Majesty is deeply committed to protecting the natural world, and so your thoughtful message is truly appreciated.”
– Buckingham Palace
“I really love this delightful, upbeat book”
– multi-award-winning nature writer Mark Cocker
“Lovely book….utterly charming, and infectious in its enthusiasm. An inspiration to those seeking to connect more closely with the wildlife on their doorstep. I really enjoyed it, and liked the quirky humour. Humour is something which is sometimes lacking in books about nature”
– Award-winning nature writer Neil Ansell
“My missus loves your wonderful book, Gerry, couldn’t put it down. Her mum had been really poorly for her last few months with us; so she used to read your book to mum, sitting for hours just reading it to her, that will have such wonderful memories for her.”
– Phil M
The Shiatsu Manual
The Shiatsu Manual has sold over 100,000 copies in 11 languages including German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch; Republished by Eddison Books as The Shiatsu Box
other serious titles
humorous books
Cats are from Venus, Dogs are from Mars
Gerry’s best-selling parody of love, romance and sexual relationship between men and women – 60,000 copies sold; twelve translated editions including Dutch, Swedish, Polish, Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese, Czech and Estonian. Illustrated by Madeliene Hardy
“The perfect antidote to books about relationship”
Read a sample extract here
Reviews
“I read the book to our cats and dogs. My wife and our rabbit listened too. It has helped us all!”
– Bernie Seigal, author of Love, Medicine and Miracles
“A hilarious parody”
– Hilary Boyd, The Express
“It really touched me”
– Shelley Love Bonkers, author of My Heart is a Big Fat Pink Balloon.
Astral Sex to Zen Teabags:
an illustrated new age Spoofapedia
Findhorn Press; two editions and Spanish translation
illustrations by Anne Ward and the author
Reviews:
“Witty and informative”
– Time Out magazine
“Loved it… very funny, and timely”
– Sue Townsend, author of the Adrian Mole books
“I laughed my head off. This is a wonderful look into the ‘New Age’ movement.
Tongue-in-Cheek, but cutting through to truths. This is a wonderful time to
raise endorphins with a good guffaw.”
– The Messenger
“I found reading it to be a good lesson in not taking the soul-searching path too serious. This is something hardcore seekers need to be reminded of now and again. A well-rounded life includes a generous portion of joy and laughter”
– About.com
“Once in a lifetime comes a book that will totally transform your life, help you to find your true direction and reveal to you the very mysteries of existence itself. This is not that book. However… it is the funniest, most brilliant tongue-in-cheek guide to New Age jargon yet published.” — OM Yoga
“In this funny compendium of definitions of New Age jargon, Thompson draws out plenty of our chuckles.” – Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat, spiritualityandpractice.com
Feng Shui For Dogs
A humorous parody of Feng Shui; six translated editions including Dutch, Portuguese, Polish and Swedish
The Weekend Shaman, and other dodgy characters
A humorous send-up of mind-body-spirit archetypes, illustrated by Anne Ward
Reviews
“New-agers will be cringing at the uncanny accuracy of Thompson’s descriptions. The antidote to the sometimes venomous parodies is the affection with which the book has obviously been written. Have a laugh at this book – and at yourself”
– Fortean Times
“This is perfect for anyone who is sanctimonious, with a knitted pullover”
– Big Issue magazine
“Thank heavens for The Weekend Shaman! Far too many people seem to have left their sense of humour behind. And laughter, they say, is often the best medicine!
– Here’s Health magazine
Conversations with Dog
Humorous instruction in life to humans from a dog deity, in the manner of Conversations with God